Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

by anduarin July 14, 2010

Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.

I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.

by Talon66 July 3, 2022

cajun dipstick

A guy is banging a girl from behind, with a dip in his mouth, spitting into the crevice in her lower back while having sex. He pulls out, rubs his tip in the dip spit, and reinserts. Alas, the spicy cajun dipstick.

Rex was banging his girl the other day and gave her a cajun dipstick.

by MB April 13, 2005

diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.

Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.

by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021

asian dipstick

When a man and woman are having anal and the man pulls out, places his dip in her butthole, and then continues having anal.

I like the cool rush of a menthol asian dipstick.

by DGreezy November 9, 2010

Slick the Dipstick

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)

MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

dipstick maneuver

When a man takes his erect penis and inserts it down a female's esophagus far enough to reach stomach contents. He then removes his member to discover what the female had last eaten.

Ben used the dipstick maneuver on Charlotte and determined she had tacos for dinner.

by Bill Motlet February 18, 2015