Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

dipschwau

The new AMERICAN cuss word. Lighter than the usual four letter derogatory terms. Use it at school, at home, in your place of worship. It makes no religious or racial statement. Its a P.C. cuss for a P.C. world. Used as an adjective, it allows you to express just how inept, stupid or clueless you feel a person, place or thing is.

" I can't believe you canceled HBO, you fucking dipschwau!"

by Cook Brothers Racing September 5, 2008

anal discharge

When toxic fluid usualy highly caustic leaks from the anus, usually caused by poisoning or an infection from violent or excessive anal sex or masturbation.

Ow that anal discharge burns.

by Ruban May 28, 2004

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013

Dilshod

Dilshod is a very unique name that originated in persia and means blessful heart. When you first look at a Dilshod, you don't know what to expect. They're easy to approach and not shy at all. When I first met a Dilshod, I made the mistake of not getting to know him. Don't worry if you have made the same mistake, because it's never too late with them. With a wonderful sense of humor, calming voice, and easy to talk to attitude, nobody is ever dissatisfied with a Dilshod. A Dilshod knows a good person when he meets them, and even though he cares for a lot of people, he will only let special people get to know him.

Once you are a friend of Dilshod, you should forget all other friends.

by McMillan's Dictionary Edit. November 26, 2019

white discharge

A liquid substance often moist and as white as sushi rice that is expelled from an over privellaged white man

Not the... white discharge

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016