dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007

Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006

Dildotic

Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.

Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.

by Robnrobbie May 7, 2018

Dildoric

An object with the qualities of being penis or dildo like

A cucumber is a dildoric object.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017

Dildoic

After the mesozoic era, the dildoic era is one of extreme tightness. The term dildoic can be used to describe someone or something, a time or place, or an emotion.

We are in the dildoic age.
That is dildoic.
Everything in this chest looks to be from a very dildoic age, or even from the dildoic age.

by Shon Gibdog October 10, 2003

dildolicious

big ol' dildo,
up a vag.
if you love it, its "dildolicious"

whoa, this shit feels good...it must be dildolicious.

by lettucenipplelicker January 28, 2009