Sports Collectors Digest

A once-great publication which sold its soul for advertising dollars. Bad news about its sponsors now mysteriously pass without mention.

See also shill.

Man, I used to respect Sports Collectors Digest before they sold out.

by Degu October 21, 2008

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009

the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Whimsical Digestion

Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.

Jesse Aarons gave a face of whimsical digestion.

by Red-D May 24, 2021