Diarmuid

Diarmuid is a god amongst men he has the biggest cock on earth. with the ability to crush a person under its weight

Praise be to Diarmuid

by 0........................ 0 April 14, 2020

Facebook Diarrhea

When someone will not stop posting facebook posts, no matter how many people dont care

"Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"

"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"

by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012

verbal diarrhea

Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.

Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.

"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)

"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."

"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"

by wowfood August 19, 2013

Bloody Diarrhea

A term commonly used by AlbertsStuff due to Robloxians wearing the chainsaw man pants.

Albert: EWWW BLOODY DIARRHEA!!!
Person: What?
Albert: (Flings them with admin commands)

by yisterwister August 9, 2018

Diarrhea Party

A gathering of several people who have all eaten a fair amount of bowel disturbing food and then proceed to diarrhea all over the gathering place and then engage in party like activities using the diarrhea.

dude we had the sweetest diarrhea party yesterday.

by Spamcer February 2, 2010

diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.

Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)

by Max December 30, 2004

Diarmuid

A Warrior. In Irish myth he was the dude who ran away with Fionn McCughall's wife. He was also good at climbing. Nowadays Diarmuids are generally of a good stock. Although often confused with the inferior anglo bastardisations of the proper name such as Dermot, Dermott and Diarmaid. Due to their relative rarity they tend to be unique, always quick witted, charming and easy going and It's probably worth noting that the name translates from the Gaelic as 'Without Fear or Envy'.

Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.

You better get offa my mother Diarmuid you crazy, charming bastard.

by reynard the fox March 27, 2011