diet-coker

An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.

She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.

diet-coker by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Diet Soda 

The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'

"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."

Diet Soda by yourfriendlyfreckleface July 11, 2016

Diet Daddy

1] A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.

2] A broke cuck or simp.

Him: Hey, sexy, you looking for a sugar daddy? ;*
Her: Yes, not a diet daddy. Sorry, Jacob.

Diet Daddy by Dystroyr June 7, 2019

Diet Fucking Coke 

what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.

"Holy shit this is Diet fucking coke"

Diet Fucking Coke by Metsrule2006 January 10, 2006

diet coke head

1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.

2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.

3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.

"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"

-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.

diet coke head by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

diet soda offset by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

diet boyfriend by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010