dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

dickfart

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..

" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"

by Cuntessa August 30, 2008

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired

Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.

by roberto dunn February 18, 2010

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dickatar

All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!

Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.

by The Conjurer October 31, 2019

Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010