Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009

dickslaw

Exactly like coleslaw, but with little pieces of dick in it. Used mostly by straight women and gay men. Can also be used for punishments for a loser of any challenge.

Woman 1: This dickslaw is amazing, what's your secret?

Woman 2: My boyfriend!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 28, 2014

dickslap

When a guy slaps the back of your head with his cock

"I LOVE GETTING SMACKED, SMACK ME AGAIN DADDY"

Lol! *dickslaps you*

by KurodaKumiko October 7, 2016

Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

Dickslab

A dickslab happens when you fuck a dick so hard it goes flat. Or when insulting somebody you could say "Imma turn your scrawny ass into a dickslab" aka stomp you flat

Daymmn I turned that dude into a dickslab.

by Runestical September 10, 2021

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018