Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

Dicklivery

When a woman calls her FWB for some dick

Tim. What did you do last night
Me. I made a dicklivery to Amy's house
Tim. You know shes married right
Me. A dicklivery done right she'll call me back

by Mccf October 10, 2018

Dicklings

Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.

As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.

by aretegroup June 12, 2017

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005