dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.

"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"

by llaccm December 7, 2009

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016

dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003