dickhead

Any person who is always right, and when questioned will come back with something witty that will make you sound so stupid, you will never want to challange again. Personal subjects will be thrown out there, and tears usually follow. Will constantly point out your negatives and will just generally make you feel worse about yourself. This person is usually very good at comebacks and will not take offense to anything.

Person to dickhead: "Are you going to the bar tonight?"
Dickhead response: "Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuckyourself"

by gotti3016 October 31, 2008

dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dickheadedness

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole

I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.

by JR April 23, 2005

dickhead sam

A Dickhead Sam is a guy who is a total man whore. He is known to be an ass and a trash person who will do anything for nudes

"He was being Dickhead Sam, as per usual"

by That One Wet Fart February 12, 2018

i_am_a_duckhead

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

by JCexists November 3, 2020

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

Dickhead

Dickhead is a person that trolls or bullies assholes.

Random person: You sir are an Asshole.

Me: Not so! I'm a Dickhead cause I make Assholes sore. Ask that one over there...

by Box Worm November 24, 2019