Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

dickfur

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

by Dick May 3, 2003

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

by xray500 August 13, 2011

dickorized

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized

He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!

by Elie820 September 21, 2006

dickfer

from the movie, "spies like us".

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Did you here that?
Austin Millbarge: Yeah, it's a dickfer.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's a dickfer?
Austin Millbarge: To pee with.

by hyun January 20, 2005

Hoes gone be on your dick for that

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.

Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."

by Flownominal Jr. August 16, 2011

Dickhorn

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life

She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.

by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013