dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

dick butty

To lay ones penis between a woman's (or man's) baps. A tit wank.

Saw this girl at the weekend and got a great dick butty with extra mayo.

by Dickbuttys4days July 28, 2016

Dick Butter

When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.

Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.

I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.

by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018

dick butterflies

When you're so aroused that your dick is too nervous to perform.

Whenever Charlie dances with a tranny at the bar he gets dick butterflies.

by sexycoon September 25, 2014

Dick Butter

When u rub cum all over

A body like butter on

Bread

I like when he does dick butter to me

by Zavi Love December 20, 2015

dick butter

wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.

man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!

by Belgrove April 29, 2008

Dick Buttkiss

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him

Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!

by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013