a person who is either addicted to or frequently uses the drug DXM
Look at that dexter, hes lost his mind!
by toucanman April 7, 2009
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The act of finger-blasting your fartbox while tripping on dxm.
Charlie was tripping so hard that he gave himself a dexter in the middle of the party!
by CockNBalls54454 January 3, 2007
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A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Enters the loft:

Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"

Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
by Pooper34 March 29, 2019
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Dexter is a very cool guy who has coolness

he has VERY good taste in girls and is very respectful. Dexter is unproblematic and has a good sense of humour. Most likely has good hair!
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Olivia “oh hey theres dexter!”
harold “oh yeah!!”
by i<3tangoiceblasts July 25, 2021
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The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.
Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.
by Bbwayne December 3, 2012
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