A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
by madskillz99 June 29, 2009
Get the Desparate Douchebag mug.Common in more clingy teenagers. A boy or girl who just wants a girlfriend/boyfriend so badly that they will date the first remotely attractive person who comes along.
A lot of people don't really look specifically for good personalities or morals, but whether or not it would be fun to make out with them.
A lot of people don't really look specifically for good personalities or morals, but whether or not it would be fun to make out with them.
When a girl goes to a party and asks "Will anyone make out with me?!" and everyone says no but she keeps persisting, she is desperate.
by Madeesone April 18, 2006
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a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
by grlwholvd June 21, 2010
Get the attention desperate disorder (ADD) mug.A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.
No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.
by The James Andy April 23, 2007
Get the desperasexual mug.On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!
I LOVE THIS SHOW!
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!
I LOVE THIS SHOW!
REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!
EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?
BREE: Rex cries after he **********!
EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?
BREE: Rex cries after he **********!
by DanielTV June 3, 2005
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Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.
Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.
by SuraScent July 25, 2009
Get the Desperate receptacle mug.Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.
Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."
Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."
"Wow, don't be a despirate."
Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."
"Wow, don't be a despirate."
by SHJF March 23, 2009
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