Desmond

The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.

"that guy is such a Desmond"

by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011

nicole desmond

Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.

Nicole Desmond is damn fine.

by ndndndndndndndndndndndndnd August 2, 2011

desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.

Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

desmond

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

by alphonsus November 10, 2008

DesTòniRose

Destonirose is a smart & very funny girl. A girl who has her shoulders open to anyone who needs to cry or tell there feelings too. She is one beautiful gal! She knows how to be a good friend. She is not afraid to tell someone off! She is the best she is so awesome. Most girls get jealous of her! ~SHE IS ONE OF A KIND!~

Danm I wish I was a DesTòniRose!😍😏

by Drfm July 21, 2016

destony

female, usually brunette very short and cute, dont take too long to text her cause once you get her mad there's no going back. unless you give her something. she's usually sweet to people that are nice to her, her temper varies depending on her day, sometimes stresses alot, CAUTION. WHEN ON HER PERIOD SHE WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF. very trustworthy, if she says she love you, she means it. will never leave your side as long as you love her for her. call her beautiful every chance you get to, it may not seem like it but she'll be a ball of sunshine in the inside. loves singing in her spare time, if you have destony as a conpanion dont ever lose her, you'll regret it, trust me.
"oh look its destony , i neeeeed her number!!!!"

Zion:she fine I need destony number

by Yougurldezzzzz October 14, 2017