dervish

(verb) to fuck your girlfriend in the ass right before you dump her, such that the last sexual contact you have with her is in the form of an ass-drilling.

Man, I dervished the fuck out of her last night- I'm done with her crazy, lying, manipulative, played out ass.

by Please July 24, 2008

Loaded Dervish

The world's best skate or longboard. Perfect for cruising, dancing, carving, sliding, and anything else you can throw at it.

Bro I just shredded the gnar with my Loaded Dervish.

Dude, my laybacks are so sick on my Loaded Dervish.

by Gorillazbmx6 September 19, 2009

dervaki

A creature that is wise and has telekinesis, teleportation, and shape-shifting powers. They are created when a female under 50 is killed very brutally. They take the original form of themselves, but if you have sinned, they become an ugly beast and kill you brutally. If you are pure, have not sinned, then you will be spared. You would then be kidnapped and pampered like a queen. Animals were ALWAYS spared, no matter the size, and reputation.

The only way to avoid one is to never talk to strangers, let them in, or open your window.

The dervaki had killed Emily because Emily killed Meghan.

"I warned Emily about the Dervaki," Derek insisted.

by AutummBoi January 21, 2019

Derver

A random act of hilarity

Oh my, that was a derver

by KingJenkyBeard April 12, 2019

dervish province

A dervish province is a dhulbahante gobol

travel to the dervish province

by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020

dervishized

to be dervishized means you are well-acquainted with SSC-Khatumo customs and traditions, such as the Garad & Harti culture, the horse and fortifications of Dhulbahante garesas as an emblem etc.

she was thoroughly dervishized

by Bobbystrurrew May 16, 2023

urban dervish

adj; when someone walking on the street is so busy talking on their cell phone or texting, that they obliviously bump into everybody around them.

that urban dervish bitch just made me spill my coffee.

by five north July 8, 2010