Deven

A Deven is the type of guy who is hilarious and amazing to be around. He is handsome, talented, and kind. He is often known for his musical skills, and you can spot a Deven easily, because their hair is better than anyone else's in the room. Never underestimate a Deven, they are always great people, and can cure a bad mood with just one conversation.

Girl 1: Whoa, that guy over there with the cute hair and guitar? He is such a Deven!
Girl 2: He totally is! I've talked to him before, he is so nice and funny.
Girl 1: I so wish I had his number. Such a Deven!

by shavethemournstache November 19, 2014

Denver Dick Destroyer

The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!

Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p

by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020

little denver

Emery Robbins dog.

Emery: Ryder say little Denver

Ryder: Little Denver

by Ryan Sedey February 27, 2019

devenport

The act of taking either 5 minutes or 20 minutes arguing about how something can't be done. Then doing it anyway.

He's doing a devenport, do you want the 5 minute or the 20 minute argument?

by Aiyash April 2, 2004

Denver Dip

A medical home remedy for itchy testicles. A hole is dug in the snow large enough for the scrotum to comfortably fit in. A woman then urinates in the hole for the testicles to be dipped in for temporary relief. Relief is provided by a combination of the numbing cold of the snow and warmth of the urine. The woman should perform oral sex on the patient for at least 5 minutes while the scrotum soaks in the urine as to take the patient's mind off the cold numbing from the snow on his ass.

Damn, we're snowed in and my ball satchel is itching bad! Rebecca, could you give me Denver Dip until we can get to the store for some cream.

by Tanner Schmidt January 10, 2009

Denver boot

Colloquial term for a wheel clamp. Denver was the first place they were used.

My car has four wheels each complete with its own Denver boot. I'm not going anywhere!

by sevenhn January 20, 2006

Dirty Denver

When you fist a woman’s vagina up to your elbow for that “mile high” feeling.

Gave the wife the dirty denver and tickled her tonsils.

by Denver13 July 13, 2019