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Maryland Democrat

Someone who calls everyone racist, sexist, homophobic bigot and won't listen to what others have to say. They also commonly support killing innocent babies but oppose killing serial killers, murderers, and rapists. Not only are Maryland democrats generous with their money, but they are also generous with other peoples' money.
Democrat: "You voted for Trump? You're so racist and homophobic, and you're against a female being in office so you're a sexist pig!" *Votes for Chris Van Hollen over Kathy Szeliga*
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."
by invinciblemario99 August 1, 2017
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democrat

someone who sucks dick paints nails and gets pissed at the world for not letting knowing there pronouns are cat/cat self and will assume your racist if you are white
“how dare you refuse to let me not shit in a litter box! i will have you canceled you racist homophobic cracker, why can’t you suck dick and be a democrat like me?”
by kanye=daddy June 26, 2021
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parental democracy

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.
When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.
by Mahus November 8, 2012
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Democratic Immunity

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.
Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.
by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020
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Democrat Privilege

Never having to answer for brazen public criminal activity. Getting away with murder, literally. Above the law, "untouchable."The ability to rail false accusations ad nauseam to avert attention from the actual criminal activity of the accuser democrat. "stealing elections and getting away with it on a national scale. Being responsible for all "systemic racism" and blaming everyone else for it. The ability to program weak-minded masses into believing in and implementing communism in the free world and passing it off as humanitarian when in fact it murders a million people a year minimum just to be a "thing" and has been a consistent failure since its inception etc...
She will never be held to account because she has Democrat Privilege.
by Africa Nature June 25, 2021
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Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic
Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"
by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021
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Democrabeep

The legendary car honk originating from the Wisconsin political rallies of 2011. It is honked to the rhythm: "This is What De-mo-cra-cy looks like!" and used in the Occupy Wall Street movement by motorists and adopted by Union Cab of Madison.
"Within the first minute the signs were up, a powerful "democrabeep" shortly thereafter another followed by a truly overwhelming and heartening number of thumbs up, thank you's, waves and more supportive horn honks."
by Badger 'Brarian December 7, 2011
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