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Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.
Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.
by Joe Smith May 13, 2005
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Delon

1. (noun) Person. Someone who is always smiling and watches cool youtube videos. Probably has alot of friends. Delons live off butter-chicken. They have awesome hair which look even awesomer when they wear hair-bands. They make you laugh and are pros at hugging. Are really good at playing the guitar.

2. (adjective) A Portugese word meaning huggable and making someone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

3. A mispronounciation of the word 'lemon' due to a speech impediment.
"Hi I'm a super-cute, guitar-player, huggable, food-savvy male, but you can call me Delon for short"
by rastaduck March 21, 2009
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tom delonge

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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Delonculous

An adjective to describe delicious food. It is closely related to the words redonculous and delicious.
The porterhouse steak we ate last night was delonculous!
by Savxms September 3, 2014
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Delonda

A very open heart person who will go out the way for anyone
None delonda
by Ganhgang July 29, 2016
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Deleon

Originating from the lion, usually having authority and class, with a very large penis, thus being known as "The F#%kin King of The Jungle"
Pita: Did you see that guy?

Carmen: Yeah, I knew he was a real Deleon when I saw him with that other idiot he walked in with!
by fahQ puto February 13, 2010
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deloitte

The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former Deloitte employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.
After the unsuccessful triple bipass surgergy, the patient exhibited symptoms similar to someone having deloitism.
by arrrrgh May 13, 2005
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