Asian Delusion 

Asian Delusion is a serious affliction suffered by many asian men. It is directly related to their futile attempt to convince the world that their penis' are just as big as that of other races when in fact they are not they are substantially SMALLER! Asian's use old fictitous proverbs and other propaganda in an attempt to convince their own people as well as the world that there genitalia is not the microscopic joke that it is. Many asians get so obsessed with perpetuating this lie that they actually fall under the delusion that there penis' are equal or greater in size to that of the white, black, or latino male when in fact they aren't. This lie is especially harmful to asian females in that it deprives them of the sexual pleasure they seek and deserve. When an asian woman finally experiences a non-asian penis she quickly slips into a phenomenon known as Asian Delight and vows never to entertain another asian man sexually again. Since asians excel at mathematics they should realize that numbers do not lie and neither do rulers! The asian penis will always take last place! Asian men need to realize that asian penis is smaller than that of every other race. The only people who are convinced by the myth that the tiny asian penis is not tiny are the perpetrators of the myth.

There are only three known ways to treat the affliction known as Asian Delusion.
1. The delusional asian must appear naked in front of a room full of non-asian women and listen to their hysterical laughter at how small their penis' actually are.
2. Measure their own penis with a ruler, then do the math. They always fall several inches shorter than that of the small end of what is considered average for other races.
3. Read all the definitions on Urban Dictionary and realize that EVERYONE knows about the tiny asian penis and repeat steps one and two until all signs and symptoms of Asian Delusion have disappeared and have been replaced with Asian Acceptance!

Asian Delusion by Rountreetruthteller July 12, 2011

white people time delusion 

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.

Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.

white people time delusion by pokie nose December 20, 2010

The God Delusion 

The Atheist Bible.

Christians have the Bible. Jews have the Torah. Muslims have the Koran. Atheists have The God Delusion.

The God Delusion by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured July 3, 2014

Scarface Delusion 

The strange and sad phenomena that every currently or formerly drug-addled chav, wankster, or kid in treatment/NA that ever sold a couple of dubs of schwag to his buddies seems to be affected by; that he was some major drug dealer or big player in the game of his (usually hick) town.

My kid brother seems to think that because he sold a few of his classmates some of his ritalin he's now Tony Montana. He's obviously suffering from the Scarface Delusion.

Scarface Delusion by uncarvedblock89 March 3, 2011

Decade Delusion 

Basically anyone (mostly 1980s and 90s kids but not all of them) who deludes themselves and thinks that the past decades they grew up in were a lot better than the current decade they live in now despite a lot bad stuff still happening in those past decades.

90s kid: I hate today! I miss the late 20th century so much! 80s and 90s forever!

2000s kid: When will you overnostalgic people learn that EVERY decade has bad things happen in them? Were you not old enough to notice the AIDS epidemic, the Lockerbie bombing or the eruption of Mount St. Helens which killed 57 people?

Or how about in the 90s if you were even aware of the Bill Clinton sexual misconduct allegations, the suicide of Kurt Cobain, the Columbine shooting, the Oklahoma city bombing or the rise of teen pregnancy?

90s kid: Yeah, but the music back then was SO much better!

2000s kid: At least I grew up in a time where I was able to access my favorite songs and albums faster thanks to the internet. I swear most of you 80s and 90s kids suffer from a serious case of decade delusion.

Decade Delusion by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Frequency Delusion 

Playing off the name of a cognitive bias, frequency illusion, where instead of seeing something all the time after people first notice it, they see whatever is on their mind everywhere they look. Like reading between the lines and assuming there’s a nazi message or some kind of hate speech embedded somewhere when there in fact is not.

“Every time I use a jigger in a cocktail recipe, that tranny thinks I’m calling shim the n-word!” “Typical frequency delusion right there!”

Frequency Delusion by Cygnostik April 24, 2022

White People Time Delusion 

The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.

Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.

Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.

To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.

"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."

...

"Yesterday."

White People Time Delusion by Stan S. February 2, 2023