optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012

Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.

Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."

by Joeybats August 16, 2010

Deluded Fool

Someone who lacks judgement.
Is blinded by some sort of factor, usually emotional.

In the Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby was a deluded fool.

Nicole: Geee Alexia, your such a stalker, like lay off. He does not like you.

Michelle: I agree, that boy dun like you.

Alexia: But I've been stalking him for 5 years now, I cant let go just like that.

Michelle: your such a deluded fool.

by moflow13 April 9, 2011

Deluxe Tan

To go into a tanning salon to receive a tan, then go into the back to receive a blow job. From one of the many prostitutes in and underground sex ring. The Tanning salon is a mere cover up. Popularized in the movie 30 Minutes or Less

Guy 1: *walks into tanning salon*
Guy 2: How can i help you today?
Guy 1: Hi yes I'd like a Deluxe Tan *winks*
Guy 2: Right this way and our specialists will take care of you.

by Satanichispanic August 23, 2011

Delucine

if somebody doesn’t reply to someone in an hour then they will eat that person to see if they are cake or not ❤️✨

Lauren:”Omg Molly i swear to god you are gonna be delucined “
Lauren: “ Liv, I really wanna delucine Molly but i need help”

by LLAIUVREN July 15, 2020

Deludabaga

A person so deluded by rhetoric and Facebook memes shared in groups, they've functionally become vegetables making their deluded opinions on social media their whole lives.

The deludabaga has discovered my mocking of their beloved politician and are harassing me non-stop.

by OSTBearBnT March 29, 2022

The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*

That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011