defabation

The act of pooping and masturbating at the same time.

My stomach hurts, so I had to go to the bathroom and have a solid Defabation session.

by wankinpoops November 13, 2011

defamation

The colloquial term for Wikipedia.

"Have you read the article on Larry King? OMG defamation!"

by Limecat4eva November 9, 2008

Manhattan Declaration

To fart loudly after anal sex.

Alan withdrew from Steve, whereupon Steve let loose a rousing Manhattan Declaration.

by CadaverBob December 17, 2010

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

dylamations

A cool dude that is a nice person who has a life and is defiantly no stuck in his basement working on animations he is a very cool person

Hey Dylamations

by Epickarl September 20, 2020

Defimation

def·i·ma·tion

/ˌdefyˈmāSH(ə)n/

noun

Defimation: Conservative sexual fetish. Sexual arousal derived from calling someone a soyboy or libtard.

My defimation of that libtard was so satisfying I creamed bro.

by TILT1776 January 11, 2021

Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011