derectify

the act of going softer than soft.

When I see my mother, I derectify.

by derectifycreator69420 September 8, 2021

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.

Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!

by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.

THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021