derekdick

The smallest possible unit of measurement.

That bullet missed me by a derekdick!

by Obscurewords April 14, 2015

Derek Shepherd

Derek Shepherd was a hot freaking neurosurgeon at Grey-Sloan Memorial. He did the impossible everyday.

Person 1: WOW, look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah he’s okay, but he nothing compared to Derek Shepherd!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Derek

Can sing high. Like this.

Bow bow I'm Derek and I can sing high like thiiiiis and I can sing hiiigh hiiigh

by dereksinginghighlikethis October 19, 2020

Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020

Derek Jeter

The Short Stop for Yankees

MVP of 2000

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

derek call

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.

President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.

by sandspit November 8, 2007

Derek Fit

Similar to a Flex fit hat but as a T-shirt! Often worn trying to look stronger then you actually are. Derek fit T-shirts can be found in many kid sections but worn on grown ups.

Guy A:"Look at that guy over there! What is he wearing?"

Guy B:"Oh thats a Derek Fit shirt! Many people stop breathing but I guess they think it looks good."

by You WONT! March 11, 2011