defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

dedicatedester

someone that is awesome

Collin is not a dedicatedester

by Captain Sauce September 26, 2011

Dedicaketion

The quality of being dedicated or committed to cake.

Dirk: She's been up all night baking that cake.
Roxy: Wow, that shows real dedicaketion.

by AmmaNazi April 6, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

Dreadication

Dedicated to the growth of serious dreadlocks

To grow dreadlocks that long takes serious dreadication

by Mr Shoe July 11, 2015

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

Defication Devastation

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015