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Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.
He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..
by No more Dave February 1, 2018
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Decrepitatious

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.
Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.
by rexmortus April 29, 2019
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penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
by word jockey September 8, 2013
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decrepticons

a rare race of dishveled tuff luck cases that never aspire for anything greater than a truck bed camper and a pizzo;meth pipe
Watch out when you party cause tha decrepticons will steal your shiats
by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005
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Decrapitation

The act of pinching off your poop before finishing its release.
As the turbulence increased in the airplane I decided Decrapitation would get me back to my seat quicker.
by bb2255 January 23, 2016
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decrapitizing

Decrapitizing...
Getting rid of all those things that you've held on to, thinking they where important or you will fix it someday. But it's just all crap that is cluttering your life, get rid of it... decrapitizing...
Since my son's have grown and left the nest, I've been decrapitizing my home and life.
by Gwendolyzer June 6, 2016
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Decrapitude

n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.
"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."
by k80theshade November 2, 2021
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