decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Delafano

A stereotypical Italian salesperson with exposed chest hair that likes to wear nauseating color combinations to work and drinks coffee all day long while never actually appearing to do anything.

Person 1: "What does that guy do around here anyways?"

Person 2: "Nothing, he's a complete Delafano."

by John Fandal June 13, 2010

decapamemberate

a combination of decapitation, dismemberment, and castration. pretty much the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone anywhere ever.

HOLY SH*T! JOSH JUST GOT DECAPAMEMBERATED BY THAT OUT OF CONTROL TRACTOR DRIVEN BY A BLIND SCHIZOPHRENIC CLOWN JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!

by Joker043 June 19, 2010

delafa

Desire + labor + faith... Something that combines those meanings... I forgot what it means in combination

Hey you need some delafa in your life to get where you are going

by Asian Salad December 11, 2011

Decaf-itation

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

by Original Robbo March 4, 2012

decaf

description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.

He was playing Juicy J decaf music in his car during his car audio competition.

by crashtestsdatabase February 2, 2017

decapafuckintated

To decapitate in a glorious manner, such that the opportunity for an adjective is missed due to the magnitude of the decapitation. Decapitation in this way, is fucking severe.

That dude got decapafuckintated!

by im the twin batman January 31, 2018