Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011

wheeler and dealer

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That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

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dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

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Delora

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That girl is so amazing surely her name is Delora.

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Meme dealer

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I get memes from my Meme dealer

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Delora

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Hey what’s up Delora?

by anonymous May 1, 2020

Bop Dealer

1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys

2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).

My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.

Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.

by realguitarHERO December 15, 2010