dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

Dead sea pudding

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.

"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."

by aenar November 22, 2009

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

Dead Dove Moment

A reference to Arrested Development

When the title or description of a situation, video, location, or anything tells you exactly what to expect but still, you're surprised even though you definitely should have seen it coming.

Michael opens the refrigerator and sees a paper bag with "DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat" written on it. He opens the bag anyway and, there is, in fact, a dead dove inside and he says to himself, "I don't know what I expected."

Michael just had a Dead Dove Moment

by 374sqft June 23, 2012

shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021

deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.

A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?

by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

On the dead niggas

A term that originated from DTW ( down the way Cleveland ) start by dtw females an some males . On the niggas /on da-dead niggas means putting something on a dtw male who has died . On da-died niggas is that right way to pronounce it ( usually said By dtw females , )

I swear to god on the dead niggas I ain’t fw that hoe

by Rashad Williams September 13, 2018