duffed

1. you just got absolutely fucked (duffed) by a guy a named ryan

2. you sleep with a guy for a week then he ghosts you

“hey i slept with this guy last night! he hasn’t texted back yet…”
“was it ryan? bc u might’ve been duffed”

by cc2713 July 26, 2022

abhi diffed

abhi diffed, derived from the phrase "parent diff", is when your parents don't allow you to play games and talk with your friends so you play games behind their back and have to use #no-mic to communicate with your team; and when your parents walk in, you have to win + L.

teammate 1: why isn't abhi moving anymore?
teammate 2: he got abhi diffed

by ethi2004 August 8, 2022

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

Herk-dafied

The highest possible level of high/drunkeness a person can be in. Must include a late night black out, and having sex with someone you would never consider ever fucking in your life.

"did you see Jeff last night?"
-"yeah, he was soooo fucked up"
"sure was. He was fucking Herk-dafied I tell ya!"

by NEMF-o maniac February 20, 2004

Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018

daffadine

its a combanation of 3 sex positions first a blow job then you fuck her really fast in the pussy then right before u cum you whip it out and bust all over her face

wow u just got daffadined

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009