The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021

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dabby

adjective: describes a state of being drunk that reflects one of a "DAB" (drunk ass bitch). can have a negative connotation, but is mainly awesome and is highly desired by those aiming to get fucked up. often includes blacking out and doing crazy shit.

(frequently screamed by party-goers): LET'S GET DABBY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or

fuck you dude!!!! you were so dabby last night!!!!

by queenofdabby June 30, 2011

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DaBaby

LESSSSSGOOOOOO

Mike: Who's your favorite rapper?
John: DaBaby!!!

by TinRelic1 March 22, 2021

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dabbed out

When you are dabbed out, you are so high due to taking dabs (Butane Hash Oil) that you are in a state of (semi/un)consciousness.

It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".

Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"

Blake: *zzz*

Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."

Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."

by ace1023 October 21, 2013

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