DWIAD

Don't Worry, I'm A Doctor. Use to encourage a chatter to show a little more. :-D

You have a lovely smile, britney666. How about showin' yer tits!

DWIAD

by bobsyeruncle February 10, 2008

Dwight Schrute

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Dwight you ignorant slut

The Office Season 3 Episode 20

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott

by yesion June 12, 2018

Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwimplepeen

An event when a young kid turns 13 years old and they get older and everybody throws confetti at them.

I remember my dwimplepeen. There was such much confetti that I still find some of it in my clothes!

by Agent Tony Gunk October 6, 2016

Dwight Schrute

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela

Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"

by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008

dwigged

To render something that is practically perfect unusable by overzealously seeking to improve it. The act of dwigging almost always involves long and uncertain timelines that accompany speculative goals. The involvement of NASA and other government agencies such as the EPA are common causes of delay, along with the laws of physics, and basic project management flaws. All these things result in an indefinite state of "almost done"ness.

That car has been completely dwigged. They've been working on it for over two years and it's still not done.

by The real kabob king November 4, 2013