Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.

I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory

by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014

George Dubya

A word used to perfectly insinuate george w bush's hillbillyness.

That George Dubya...what a fucker, ya'll. Wait. I'm in Texas. I better run!

by FKJLGHDKF May 18, 2005

Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019

Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.

Bob Duncan is hot.

by im helpful June 9, 2018

Isaac Dunbar

A beautifully talented 16 year old singer who is super underrated. His incredible ability will soon blow up! Listen to his music you won’t regret it :)

‘Who’s Isaac Dunbar?’

“The most talented teen in the world!”

by Epic Bella October 18, 2019

Dundahead

A male version of a chicken head. They don't know how to act, so they tend to act foolish.

Why are you talking to that boy? He's trippin, he is a dundahead.

by Laughing Like Crazy July 25, 2010