Usually someone useless, adds nothing to society but still tries to make you believe he does. May have a hot sister. The backround guy, he does something but no one is really sure what.
Dude your flunking? Your such a drummer!
Man she completely ignored me.I felt like such a drummer!
Drummer: I wrote a song
Rest of band: Wow this is going right up on the fridge!
Man she completely ignored me.I felt like such a drummer!
Drummer: I wrote a song
Rest of band: Wow this is going right up on the fridge!
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Also known in some circumstances as "Matthew", this person is a typical forum prick who cannot spell, talks bubbles in the highest degree and probably deserves to be fed slowly into an industrial wheat thresher.
Forum Participant: "Has anybody seen the new season of Family Guy yet? i hear it's very funny"
drummer: "Don get cocky, or you ban!"
Forum Participant: "I was asking a simple question!"
drummer: "right that it, you ban"
Forum Participant: "You can't do that!"
drummer: "i can lawlz, i drummer, girl think i seksy"
drummer: "Don get cocky, or you ban!"
Forum Participant: "I was asking a simple question!"
drummer: "right that it, you ban"
Forum Participant: "You can't do that!"
drummer: "i can lawlz, i drummer, girl think i seksy"
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All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but...
dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time.
Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians.
Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down.
Drummer:...
Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help.
*Guitarist hands drummer a pill.*
Drummer: What is it?
Guitarist: Does it matter?
by bornless May 23, 2009
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