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dong

1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.
1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
mugGet the dongmug.

donging

Synonomous with clonging. Known for the hollow metal sound made by hitting a steel object with a wooden spoon. Not to be confused with flonging, which has no meaning.
Lets clong/dong but not flong!
by The Me October 23, 2004
mugGet the dongingmug.

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way
"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)
by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006
mugGet the dongmug.

Dong

To hit someone on the head of the penis, causing immense pain.
by roberto765332 January 24, 2011
mugGet the Dongmug.

dong

I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong
by Les G September 17, 2005
mugGet the dongmug.

donging

College basketball coaches' practice of skirting NCAA rules against commencing a conversation with an unsigned High School player by approaching him in a men's room, and taking the adjoining urinal, in hopes that the H.S. prospect will initiate the conversation legal, but barely
Every time the hot young prospect went to the bathroom at Nike Camp, the whole line of urinals filled up with college coaches donging him, eager to show their interest, but unable to start a conversation.

See, e.g., "I Am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe
by J. O'Brien April 12, 2007
mugGet the dongingmug.

Donged

When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged
woodsy - "awww danny donged me so badly at the pool today"
by dannydongedwoods August 28, 2008
mugGet the Dongedmug.

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