documentating

Word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart... when in actuality, they are an idiot... THATS NOT A REAL WORD DUMBASS!!

-Person on phone: "There is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed"
-Operator: "Ok ma'am, i am documentating your information right now"
-Person on phone: "Documentating? You're an idiot!"

by Levi Morgan February 18, 2009

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

pro Iraq war documentary

After seeing such well made movies as VALLEY OF ELAH, and WAR WITH OUT END I was kind of searching for pro Iraq war documentary's
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..

With the hours or compelling movies on the current war i kind of would like to see a pro Iraq war documentary....i guess the current administration didn't anticipate how sending the bulk of the movie going public to war might create bad press..and of course military families are so disregarded that they might not have extra money for that kind of stuff..

by DaynaS March 24, 2008

documentation

the photos taken during a night of sin that "document" all of the less that glamourous moments. These may include random drunk dancing, any shirt malfunctions resulting in boob loss, dress mishaps ending with bare ass being visible to the public eye.

As your friend gives a random guy a lap dance snatch out a camera, click a picture and yell "documentation!

by jazziest July 14, 2010

document

to document is to write something down

I cannot beleive i am writing this definition.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

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Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.

David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.

by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011