dilf

a sexy paternal figure, the reason you go over to your friend's house.

Man, Mr. Ponsetto's such a dilf!!!! I'd tots tap that.

by anbrias March 27, 2010

DILF

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

by ekb123 November 8, 2006

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL December 26, 2002

dilf

damon albarn.

"where did the word 'dilf' come from?"
"damon albarn, obviously."

by graham&damonluvr69420 May 27, 2021

Dilf

Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)

Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!

by Tamara December 28, 2004

dilfsexual

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

by yeah the yobbo chats May 5, 2021

DILF

Dad I'd Like to F**k.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.

GIrl1: Chloe's Dad is a total DILF!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!

by Shardonay May 28, 2010