emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

disexlic

When you cannot distinguish between the anus and the vagina.

Kelly: Hey thats my ass.
Bobby: Sorry I'm disexlic

by starburst69 June 19, 2010

Moon-Induced Dyslexia

The cause of frequent misspellings during late night Facebook chats. It only occurs at night and thus is induced by the moon.

Person 1: "Ugh i hvanet eevn srtarted the egnlish paepr."
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"

by heythuritscait April 4, 2011

Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

Dilexic

Ali qureshis way of saying dyslexic

Why are you being dilexic

by Haboosh July 5, 2022

Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.

<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.

by Llamahunter September 17, 2011