DILF

noun dad i'd like to f*ck, meaning, someone extremely good looking or hot, generally middle aged with children.

person one : have you seen oscar isaac ? he's so hot
person two : yes, he's THE dilf !!

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My friend: Oh my god Bob Duncan is such a DILF!
Me: Ikr

by Liltaki November 18, 2018

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A dad or father that one wishes to have sexual relations with.

"sally your dad is a DILF i would really like to bring him in my bed and screw him."

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Dad I'd Like (to) Fornicate (with)

Kristie told me she thinks Johnny Depp is a real DILF but I prefer Gavin Rossdale.

by naitokaze February 03, 2010

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A female's version of MILF (see Milf).

Milf=Mom.I'd.Like.To.Fuck
Dilf=Dad.I'd.Like.To.Fuck

by I heart Teriyaki April 08, 2009

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Daughter I'd Like to Fuck
A younger version of a MILF, often seen on college campuses and high schools

holy shit, look at that silf. Now I gotta get home and rub one out.

by urap_nis June 05, 2003

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A man who is a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father

I guess this would make me a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father...or a DILF, for short.

by LavaBucket August 08, 2020

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