Home depot employees

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.

Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees

by coal trout November 15, 2019

tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.

Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.

by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009

Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

by Scuba fucking steve October 4, 2003

Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

The Depot

A public place where stoners hang out. You can meet up with other people looking to blaze. The Depot is located near food stores in case one happens to get the munchies. Named for the Concord Depot.

You can't spell 'The Depot' without 'pot'.

All of the stoners were hanging out at The Depot.

"Hey dude, wanna go to The Depot and blaze?"

by JockoAccidente August 17, 2006

Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009

Home Depot Whore

A woman who enters a Home Depot, Lowe's, or other home improvement store in order to watch men, and in some cases, act ignorant regarding items in the store in order to receive attention from the men in the store.

That Home Depot Whore says she doesn't know what a hammer is, just so the male staff will surround her with attention.

by Me......... March 17, 2011