Deposit Rape

Deposit Rape occurs when a fuckhead slumlord usurps your deposit for no good reason (i.e. claiming you broke shit she/he should have fixed before you moved in).

Why bother cleaning the rug and spackeling the holes in the walls before moving out? My tightass landlady is for sure going to deposit rape me.

by suiolo April 25, 2011

DaPorn

DaBaby watching Porn.

"Yeah Yeah" is what one would say from watching daporn.

Bruh i just jerked off to DaPorn "Yeah Yeah"

by DaPorn March 22, 2021

safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.

Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"

by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012

allen danos

the sickness after eatting human shit baked into brownies

Yo don't eat those brownies you might get Allen Danos

by fada January 13, 2008

mad daps

Strong agreement or satisfaction with something said; extemely enthused. (Usually give daps afterward)

That steak at Choffy's last night was mad daps.

Statement:Dave Chappelle is damn hilarious.
Reply:Mad daps to that.

by J-Fan February 23, 2005

non-monetary deposit

A shit.
(loosely taken from the Reeves and Mortimer pilot 'The Weekenders', where the line 'I'd like to put a deposit on it. No, a monetary deposit.' is a running gag).

Where are you going?
Just making a non-monetary deposit dear.

by manta1 June 13, 2007

Nevada Deposit Box

its like regular vaginal or anal intercourse but replace the penis with the balls. these become like anal beads or cute little dildo nuts. the friction is a little harder to produce, but the intense feeling of bonding that is synonymous with nevada depositioning more than makes up for the lack of normalcy. anyway, you're from nevada, you're not looking for missionary position are you? you want the fresh. the epic nutsertion of delight.
A player handles a lot of money in life. He know the value of a real investment.
;)
A nad properly alloacated accrues real interest. love interest that is.

two lumps of coal can become diamonds with this technique.

yo yo yo, i pulled a Nevada Deposit Box with my girl and left my jeweles in there for safe keeping. also, the value increases over time.

by cetera December 19, 2008