National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National D Day

July 27, day when girlfriend needs to suck your d

Today is the national sucking d day

Rick: Hey whats the day?

Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!

by greekgxzz July 27, 2022

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 04, 2024

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 04, 2024

D-days

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
D-days

by Deekizzyk March 14, 2022

D day

D day is a term referred to in online support groups for those experiencing infidelity or partner betrayal. It's the day a person finds out that their partner has violated their relationship agreement, usually by finding evidence of an affair.

Their D day was June 4, 2023, when they caught their partner in bed with someone else.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024