“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
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Bob is so paranoid to take a shit at work he hangs bobo curtains up so nobody can peek inside and see who's there when really someone else has to shit to and is trying to see if the door is locked.
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Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains
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"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.
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