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1 dilldo= 1 doller
1 cock= 3 dollers
1 foot long caucasion penis= 5 dollers
1 wood-chiped cented, slightly misted, perfectly rounded, ball sack= 100 doller
1 ounce of freshly baked, warm, wild berry sour flavored white spurm= 1 hamilton
1 strand of a pube = 5 cents.
1 lieter of wonder cheese (cheese located under your nuts) = 10 dollers.
by BOSnd417 March 18, 2010
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UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).
The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.
by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019
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Junkie Currency

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Commodity Currency

A commodity currency is a currency that moves in a correlated step with the global price of primary commodities due to certain countries’ dependency on the export of raw materials for income.

The commodities include minerals like gold, copper, iron, coal, energy products such as oil and gas, precious metals, produced products like milk, etc.
Ben: "I wish we never went off the gold standard, we should've kept the dollar as a commodity currency."

Bob: "Hurr durr, a private institute managed by unelected people manipulating the economy through the use of fiat money is a great thing!!!"

(Bob is referring the the central bank of America.)
by Minarchistic August 17, 2021
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L currency

Means you have no money, you are poor. People might also call you poverty.
Guy 1: Hey man can you buy me this bag of chips?

Guy 2: Nah dog, I ain’t got money.

Guy 1: Bro has L currency.
by everestbros February 8, 2023
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Pride Currency

When one is so terrifically awesome, that having money just isn't enough to measure your value. So instead of any ordinary currency, one must use Pride Currency, the currency of the awesomest of the awesomest.
Chuck Norris doesn't use any normal earthly currency, he uses Pride Currency. Anything he buys he pays with pride, and that mother fuck is rich!!!
by Sean John The Leprechaun October 3, 2011
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