Cancun

The Cancun happens when a woman from the United States goes to Cancun, Mexico, gets drunk, and simultaneously jacks off two men who are standing in front of her whilst she is knelt down on her knees and turning cheek for cheek until the Cancun has run its...."course".

"We were on vacation and I walked in on my wife doing the Cancun in a men's bathroom"

by Duddits February 11, 2009

cuntuntery

the act of being a cunt.

Autie, stop this cuntuntery.

I'm tired of all this mother fuckin cuntuntery on this mother fuckin plane!

Stop this cuntuntery, just suck my cock already.

by ScullyscoliosisTM May 14, 2008

Cancun cunt dagger

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.

I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.

by feebaggk September 13, 2011

Riding the Cancun cannonball

Verb-to chug a keg while riding on a mechanical bull and getting head

Trey-Dude! I was so trashed last night...
Not Trey- Bro, were you riding the Cancun cannonball?
Trey & Not Trey- Yeaaaaahhh MONEY!

by George Bromero October 6, 2010

cuncussed

to have a concussion so that the brain can no longer function.

1.hey shae
-hetrrhfghgfys
why cant you talk anymore?
-cause i got hit too many times, and now im cuncussed
oh. k peace.

by FDSHFGDFGD July 17, 2007

Cuncuntenate

From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.

Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.

by Brever September 18, 2021

Cuncunlips

Fantasy term for a woman's vagina

My Cuncunlips got all wet n sticky when Leonard the Brave entered the tavern.

by CuunCuunLips December 14, 2022