cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

by haggis November 9, 2013

Cumpet

An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.

Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet

by SophicSequipedalian May 24, 2020

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

crumpets

any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.

Look at that crumpets. (ass, tits, anything, or tree or stars)

by Josh watts December 28, 2007

Cumpetition

A race between two males to see who can fill a cup with jizz first.

John and I had a cumpetition on Saturday. I just won by a few seconds.

by BlockyMcBlockinson June 21, 2016