commutefulness

The word used to describe whether it is worth commuting to the office.

This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.

The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?

Derived from commuteful.

person one: are you comming in to the office tomorrow?
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.

by dlef November 9, 2011

Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.

Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022

Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.

I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022

Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.

Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.

by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023

Contra commute

to drive or travel from home to work, against the main flow of traffic during peak peak periods

I live in Central London and work in the suburbs, so luckily I contra commute

by wordpurrfect March 11, 2011

commutercise

The act of travelling to and from work by physical means(running, biking, skating, roller blading, etc.) instead of using mass transit or a car.

Sid: How crowded was the subway this morning?

Nancy: I wouldn't know. I ride my bicycle everyday. I commutercise.

by NYCRunner August 30, 2010

Night Commuters

The situation in Uganda, where Joseph Kony (who has been likened to Adolf Hitler) and his army, the LRA (Lord's Resistance Army) abduct children as young as eight years old from their beds at night. The children are forced to become child soldiers, and are then killed, mutilated, and forced to commit horrific acts of violence. The abductions/abductors have been called "Night Commuters".

A group called the Invisible Children has been created to help stop the horrific acts. See www.invisiblechildren.com to find out more, and see what you can do to help.

The horrifying acts of the Night Commuters make people want to give help to the Invisible Children.

by taylormonster March 20, 2009