Señor clenchy

an adult male person whom gets extremely irritated to the point when their butt cheeks begin to clench due to increasing rage from discomfort, situational pressure, constant annoyances etc.

Person A: I can’t FUCKING find it!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!

by Gun colector February 1, 2018

sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'

"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."

by 4tw March 28, 2008

Pepper clencher

Before having sex with your girl, rub pepper on the pillow that your girl will be putting her face into. Once she sniffs it, she will sneeze and her snatch will tighten.

I rubbed some pepper on her pillow and her snatch tighten, known as the pepper clencher.

by whiteshoes from Hudson December 16, 2019

clench

when your pussy quakes and tightens at the thought or sight of something nut worthy.

when i saw that video of jacob sartorious, i clenched immediately

by mcmilner January 4, 2018

Coochie Clench

Common bathroom occurrence amongst females. When you are getting ready to urinate and there is someone that unexpectedly goes into the stall next to you. You clench up your nether regions to stop a possible loud tuft of air from escaping.

I had to pee soooooo bad earlier! Jasmine walked into the stall next to me right before the grand release and I had to do a coochie clench so I would not embarass myself.

by MDermy August 23, 2010

butt clench

Excercise where you clench your butt repeatidly. If done regularly and very OFTEN it results in a very fine firm ass!

I did thousands of butt clenches a day for this sexy tight ass!

by Nallis December 9, 2008

Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.

Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010