cubicle ass

The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.

Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.

by bigtatties August 18, 2011

cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle

There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.

by azbankr June 12, 2017

Cubiclikr

Cubiclikr defines all Cubical shapes and reality, the name itself is so unique that Google recognizes it on its own, the person who owns this name is actually real. So real that they wonder why they created this abomination of a name in the first place, Cubiclikr is also one of the most hardest names pronounce as seen on Discord but what stays true to this name is the fact that it includes Cube...

Cubiclikr pronunciations also Coffee Girl was here

Pronunciation: - Cu-bic-liquor
Most common mispronunciation: - Cu-bic-like-er

by Coffeeiseverythinggg January 2, 2022

cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.

Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Cubicleonian

A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.

"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"

by garmamie March 8, 2006

cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.

cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.

by Devin April 19, 2004

Cubicle Hunter

A cougar who pursues her male co-workers while at work.

For for the first three months Billy worked here Betty didn't leave him alone and chased the poor boy around the office like the horny cubicle hunter that she is.

by Harris of Tampa August 20, 2008